Cute and Funny Quotes

Funny things kids in daycare say!

© Carrie Henderson Weston

This article is on the light side of the childcare spectrum: the funny things that children say. Very often we are moved to laugh out loud from something they have said.

Recently, my articles have been very serious, and I thought that I would write something on the lighter side of the daycare world. While discipline and transitional issues are biggies in the childcare world, it is also important to focus on the things that make it all worthwhile-the kids and the funny things that they say.

Over the years, I have been blessed that on days where nothing seems to be going right, and I am tired from taking care of sniffly noses, parents forgetting to pack lunches, and the disagreements over who had the block first-someone will say something that makes me laugh out loud.

One of these days happened recently on a rainy Tuesday. One of my preschoolers came up to me with a toy during clean-up time that didn't belong to our center, and because I knew that the kids are usually the best source for information, I asked some of those around me if they knew who it belonged to. Casey, one of the kids smiled a grin that showed me she was about to tell me something that wasn't entirely the truth, and said, "it's mine Miss Carrie."

I turned to her and said with a laugh, "Casey, I don't know if I believe you. You have a devious little grin on your face."

She immediately brought her hand up to her chin and began to rub furiously. "I do? Where?" She asked me in all seriousness.

Another funny story comes to me via Lisa Heyn (now Lisa Lam), one of the teachers in the school that is attached to the daycare center where I work:

"In 4th grade history we're learning about Dynasties of China. There was one female emperor (Wu Zhao). She moved to the emperor Taizong's palace as a teenager because he thought she was very beautiful. As we were reviewing today, one of my students was confused about this whole concept, because Wu Zhao married Taizong's son, Gaozong. He was wondering why she married her own son. So I was delicately explaining how she lived at the palace, but was not the emperor's wife when one of my students piped up and said:

"Right, because she was his corcupine."

I was dying from trying not to laugh out loud!"

These are just some of the daily things that these blessed little ones say each and every day. I am sure that many more stories are running through your heads right now-- So... please feel free to add to the discussion below.

For a newer article on funny stories about childcare, view my new article here.

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Comments
Apr 23, 2006 9:02 PM
Carrie Henderson Weston :
I know that you all have them. Whether you are a parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, teacher, childcare provider, or a student-- if you have any interaction with children then they have made you smile with something they have said.
Apr 25, 2006 9:57 AM
Irene Taylor :
Great funny stories Carrie! Gotta love those little ones. :)

I can't wait to read more from your readers!

Irene
Apr 26, 2006 6:51 AM
alison harvey :
At my son's school, they had a free dress day on St Patrick's Day. They were told that for a gold coin donation ($1 or $2) they could wear green dress. That night, my 5-year-old son asked me if he had a green dress he could wear. I had to laugh when I explained that it just meant to dress in something green. Needless to say, I had something appropriate for him to wear.
Apr 26, 2006 12:19 PM
Carrie Henderson Weston :
That is really funny. What kind of school does your son attend? At the center I work at the children do not have a strict dress code, but on Fridays they are generally supposed to wear a shirt with the school's insignia.
I was thinking about this topic while I was at work, and just yesterday we were talking in school about nicknames, and someone mentioned that their mom called them "Peanut." One of my little boys announced that he was called the same thing. "We all are peanuts, Miss Carrie," he added. I asked him why this was, and he answered, "We're all sooo nutty!" I'm assuming that he asked mom why she called him that, and her answer was that he is nutty. It just proves how much our kids will repeat of what we have said, whether we like that or not.
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